If horses had Instagram, they wouldn’t post selfies.
They’d post behind-the-scenes shots of their humans — struggling to lift saddles, tripping over buckets,
and pretending they’re in control.
Their captions? 😂
“My human, again… doing her best.”
“Another training session — 70% Drama, 30% Success.”
“POV: I knew the line better than she did.”
They’d have perfect lighting (they always do), unbrushed manes that somehow look editorial, and zero interest in hashtags.
They’d never use filters — just sunlight and confidence.
Their stories would be a mix of wind,detailed reviews of today’s hay selection, and slow-motion tail flips with cinematic music.
If horses had Instagram, they’d post one reel a month:
“Day in the life — wake up fabulous, make human work, nap.”
They’d follow only a few accounts:
🐴 @HayDeluxe
🐴 @GallopAndChill
🐴 @HumansFailCompilation
And when people commented “Goals 🐎🔥,”
they wouldn’t reply — they’d be too busy grazing. 😂
Because if horses had Instagram, they’d be the real influencers — and we’d all be trying to copy their hair care routine.🐴✨
Silvia 😂
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