I Only Went In for Toothpaste | Everyday Shopping Humour

Published on 9 October 2026 at 20:22

There should be a separate receipt for the things we actually intended to buy.

Mine would be very short.

Toothpaste.

The other receipt requires an explanation, a comfortable chair and possibly legal representation.

Because somewhere between the entrance and the toothpaste, I apparently became a person who needed a candle.

I already have candles. This one smells like the kind of woman who answers all her emails.

Obviously, I want to meet her.

Then there is a little bowl. No clear purpose, but beautiful. I can find something small to put in it. Perhaps the money I have left.

The most persuasive objects are always the ones that suggest a slightly more organised, beautifully lit version of your life.

A notebook offers a fresh beginning. A glass container suggests that you might finally understand your kitchen cupboards.

For a few minutes, it all seems entirely plausible.

Then you get home, unpack your new personality and discover that you forgot the toothpaste.

Which means you have to go back.

I recommend using a different entrance.

The candle knows you now.

Silvia

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